The Grin From Ear To Ear
A kid went fishing with his grandad. Koro had his fishing rod which he was holding strongly, and with his feet by the corner of the boat he pulled the line in. Finally he pulled in a tāmure in the boat! "Ka pai that's one of the best fish ever"! Koro said.
Koro always called tāmure pannies, because they fit into pans.
So they took a picture and Koro said "when I was your age I got a fish bigger than that size," but the boy was not listening.
Then a few hours later they went home and had the fish for dinner.